Just a little humor for the day...

Our eldest is in 1st grade. Recently, his teacher gave his class the first half of well known proverbs, and asked them to come up with the ending. Here are DS's responses:

• A bird in the hand.....might pee on you
• Where there's smoke.....there's firemen
• The early bird.....gets shot
• All is fair in.....heaven

Needless to say, Keith and I got a great laugh when we read these! Here are some of the responses from his classmates, too:

• Laughter is the best...of everything
• Children should be seen...or invisible
• A fool and his money...is in jail
• Money is the root...of money trees
• Boys will be...husbands
• Boys will be...naughty
• Silence is...quiet
• You can't teach an old dog...to go to the bathroom
• Don't put off tomorrow...what is not done
• Early to bed, early to rise...then go to school

We hope you enjoy these as much as we are!

Keith and Kris